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Next time you go to a fancy restaurant take charge and signal for your own damn water. Take that maître d'!
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What if I just give them a handful of thumbtacks and Lemonheads?
Remember kids, competitive eating is for professionals only. Don't try this at home unless you have a hankering for heart failure.
Who needs balanced whole foods that you have to cook for yourself when you can pay for convenience?
Please, as a former barista I beg you coffee drinkers of America to know what it is you want.
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