Holiday Party Drinking Guide

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Holiday Party Drinking Guide
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Being a cog in the machine doesn't look so bad anymore.

Secret Codes of the Fancy and Rich

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Secret Codes of the Fancy and Rich
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Next time you go to a fancy restaurant take charge and signal for your own damn water. Take that maître d'!

Candy Givers of the World Unite!

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Candy Givers of the World Unite!
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What if I just give them a handful of thumbtacks and Lemonheads?

Competitive Eating: An Unbalanced Diet

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Competitive Eating: An Unbalanced Diet
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Remember kids, competitive eating is for professionals only. Don't try this at home unless you have a hankering for heart failure.

Choices, Choices

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Choices, Choices
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Who needs balanced whole foods that you have to cook for yourself when you can pay for convenience?

PSA: Know Your Coffee

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PSA: Know Your Coffee
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Please, as a former barista I beg you coffee drinkers of America to know what it is you want.