I'll Take a Small Side Salad

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I'll Take a Small Side Salad
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Don't want to spoil my appetite for the giant steak to come.

Melty, Cheesy Goodness

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Melty, Cheesy Goodness
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Are your kids not getting enough wax in their diet? Let's clear that right up, shall we?

Keep Your Mouth to Yourself

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Keep Your Mouth to Yourself
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Watch out there, sweet tooth! This candy necklace is inedible. Besides, that would be waaaay too heavy to wear to a rave!

Daily Sandwich: Mmmmm Salty!

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Daily Sandwich: Mmmmm Salty!
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Now that I'm well past my Play Doh eating days (I swear), I can't tell you if it was salty from being molded over and over by dirty kid hands or if the fresh stuff is salty too. And now I'm done thinking about that.

Morning Eats: Bacon and Egg Jellyfish

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Morning Eats: Bacon and Egg Jellyfish
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If you need a mobile over your bed to remind you to eat breakfast every morning

Knitted Pie

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Knitted Pie
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The crust isn't even remotely browned. I bet it's cold in the middle. Ripoff. Worst yarn pie ever.