Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.
HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME CHOOOOOOSE?
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You're bringing some real power to that potluck.
For the very special bride and groom.
I need more sugar in my fried breakfast foods. Oh! Oreo filling! That should carry me right over the diabetes edge!
It may not roll down stairs or over your neighbor's dog, but it does fit on your back and is super great for a snack.
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