I'd be happy if, instead of being bigger on the inside, this tardis was denser and actually made of ginger spice cake.

Gingerbread houses are so boring, can they even crush candy cane forests under their giant metal feet?

I think the filling in your cupcake is off a bit.

Heh, your cookies are all woody. Heh. Woody.

That better be an apple spice cake. It's only fair.

You're breaking his poor cold heart.

There are times when choosing between cookies and pizza is just too much of a challenge.