Hey hobo, dressing up like a cookie doesn't change the fact that, well, okay, just this once, here's a dollar. Can I nibble on your cane?
Just spray the icing straight into my mouth, officer! It's essentially a food product anyway.
From our submitter: The family is hanging around like hungry Jawas trying to carry him off to eat him. Use the forks Luke!
Toss the pigs a treat for once. They must be hungry eating nothing but eggs.
My friends all have tattoos of owls and moustaches. What does one hipster feed the rest? Ironic sweets of course!
The human template is infinitely customizable. Cookies can be super too.
At least if you get lost in these woods you won't go hungry.
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