Soaking in gross chlorinated water is overrated. Beer is where it's at.
This is a really weird way to tell someone you're pregnant.
I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!
That's a cold move, bro.
Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.
Hot on the outside, cold to the core. I'm a typical lady.
You really are a cold-blooded killer.
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