Is that all you got, burger? Pshhht. Weak.
How can you just stand there and watch your kids be devoured by that monster?!
This is like the fat kid's equivalent of that poster with a rose and some ballet shoes on a piano in a little girl's bedroom.
Hold on arteries, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Pfft, that's not even a hot dog bun.
Ladies, looking for a flexible, fertile farmer?
You know when it takes multiple plates to hold your slice that this pizza is not messing around.