No, the LARGE!

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No, the LARGE!
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It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!

Fun For the Whole Family

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Fun For the Whole Family
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Except for the burrito child of course.

We All Scream For Pizza

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We All Scream For Pizza
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I just want to wrap myself up in this and call it an edible outfit.

Cannoliception!

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Cannoliception!
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Cannolis in a cannoli, delicious dreams in dreams!

I'm on a Single Slice Diet

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I'm on a Single Slice Diet
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Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.

Can I Get a Humble Pie For Dessert?

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Can I Get a Humble Pie For Dessert?
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The night farts after eating this bad boy will be worse than Kanye's ego on the Concorde!

Epic Valentine's Treat

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Harley didn't mention my name, I'm crushed! I guess I'll eat five gallons of ice cream.