It's a fruit salad, it's totally healthy! Portion sizes be damned!
Except for the burrito child of course.
I just want to wrap myself up in this and call it an edible outfit.
Cannolis in a cannoli, delicious dreams in dreams!
Surprisingly, I'm managing to stay satisfied with this meager portion.
The night farts after eating this bad boy will be worse than Kanye's ego on the Concorde!
Harley didn't mention my name, I'm crushed! I guess I'll eat five gallons of ice cream.
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