Look on the bright side, your car is going to smell AMAZING.

This steak is MINE and let there be no question about it!

Though I do love fried chicken with a deep burning passion, I'm not sure if I would choose this as my super power unless the other choices were "eat poop without vomiting, have a home free of dustbunnies and learn to stop picking your nose." The choice there is simple. Nose picking rocks!

Well I can see somebody needs to get to the tanning salon.

Oh good, I've always wanted a coffee with a swim diaper. I just didn't know how to ask.

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