Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.

Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.

Whatever boys, gimme a call and I'll show you that a woman is more than worthy of your so-called "man dog."

Ugh, those porky cankles are unsightly.

Coleslaw and hot dogs, the classic combo.

I haven't seen a deal like this since that Crabs and Regret party in college!

This is some serious brand confusion.