Though a hot dog bomb wouldn't necessarily hurt physically, I can imagine a few vegans getting butthurt.
Kids, they'll try to blow bubbles with anything.
Whatever boys, gimme a call and I'll show you that a woman is more than worthy of your so-called "man dog."
Ugh, those porky cankles are unsightly.
Coleslaw and hot dogs, the classic combo.
I haven't seen a deal like this since that Crabs and Regret party in college!
This is some serious brand confusion.