Are your bonfires not sexy enough? No, please, keep your clothes on.
Let's not forget that hot dogs are people too. Maybe literally.
You need a wider lens for your dog, dawg.
When you're out of burger patties and hot dog buns you've gotta get creative.
I know this is most likely a Wienerschnitzel chili dog but all I can see is a split Twinkie with a red cake sausage, custard and chocolate. Savory favorite or sweet interpretation? You decide!
Funny Food Photos - Not Actual Size Hot Dog
In the winter he needs a layer of sauerkraut to keep him warm.