Twist the Wiener

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Twist the Wiener
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Be gentle, you don't want the bun to overflow.

The Most Useful Kitchen Gadget Ever

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Because I don't own any knives and I have way too much open cabinet space and a million kids who all demand to make hot dog men at the same time.

The Elusive Two Footer

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The Elusive Two Footer
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Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

Frankenfurter

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Frankenfurter
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This must be pre-transvestite reveal. Let's go up to the lab and see what's on the slab.

Cthulhu Weenies

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Cthulhu Weenies
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Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! He commands that we roast weenies with his face. Weenies of MADNESS.

Midday Snack: The World's Most Expensive Hot Dog

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Midday Snack: The World's Most Expensive Hot Dog
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For the first time maybe ever I have enough money in my checking account for something called the "most expensive"! Too bad it's earmarked for whiskey and sadness.