Let's put together a skin flute orchestra!

This happens in my backyard all the time. Living next to Jurassic park does have its drawbacks.

Let's test the hypothesis that dying a hot dog green has similar psychotic effects as being courted by the evil one himself, shall we?

Beef jerky potato chips or hot dog potato chips? Who ya got?

So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?

Peanut butter, jelly, cap'n crunch, hot dog, bun, sounds like what I ate for breakfast every day in high school!

Pfft, that's not even a hot dog bun.