Why Choose?

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best of the week,crust,gross,hot dog,mustard,pizza
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Oh UK readers, aren't you lucky? You get to order a pizza with a hot dog in the crust and mustard drizzle. Because really the one thing wrong with pizza is that it's not a hot dog.

Texas Rangers' Broomstick Hot Dog

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ballpark,baseball,food,hot dog
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Opening day means ballpark food. What does your hometown specialize in? Here in Seattle, Safeco field is all about garlic fries and kettle corn!

Introducing the Ikea Dog

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That looks nothing like the nightstand in the pamphlet. I suck at building these things.

Trust in Darwin

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choke,Darwin,hot dog,natural selection
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Walking and eating is a refined skill set. Think carefully before ordering.

WHAT HAS BECOME OF US?!

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globe,hot dog,planet,time
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Look what we've done to this planet. We are disgusting.

Come To Papa

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beer,birthday,cake,donut,fries,hot dog
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Your dad is Homer Simpson? You are one lucky kid.

Burger Dog!

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Beef,bun,burger,confused,hot dog
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Who says a burger has to be a flat disk? Why not a cylinder?

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