This better screen in Seattle! I'll be first in line for tickets!
Consider wearing clothes while you cook breakfast.
Don't eat me! I just woke up!
The horror. The horror.
Not that I wouldn't love to see a redshirt taken down by a chestburster but this is taking fanfic a little too far.
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Please, please just put on some clothes before you make breakfast.
Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.
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