Never Forget

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If you had just added milk none of this would have happened.

Is This My Cruel, Delicious Fate?

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Is This My Cruel, Delicious Fate?
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I mean, I guess I'll look pretty good so slim and tan but, but... does it hurt much?

I Feel Ya, Bro

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I Feel Ya, Bro
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Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.

Kept Down By the Man

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Kept Down By the Man
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Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

Ahhhhh, Summer

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This happens in my backyard all the time. Living next to Jurassic park does have its drawbacks.

Horrifying Hot Dog Buns

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Horrifying Hot Dog Buns
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So if I eat the hot dog am I basically making out with one of these scary little dudes? Can I have a couple beers first?

The Horror of Being Alive

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The Horror of Being Alive
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Best to take out the eyes first so he doesn't have to watch himself cook.