It's so nice when a snack takes the time to express its feelings before I eat it.
Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.
You didn't use a question mark, this is an odd statement.
I say I heart you.
This spud has a heart on.
I love you too, salad!
Stop distracting me, soup, I don't want to date you I just want to eat you!
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