I tore it out of my body and filled it with sugar just for you! LOOK AT ALL I DO FOR YOU!!!
I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.
I love salty, crunchy snacks so much I think we should lobby to make "crunchy" its own food group.
Next make a dragon!
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Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.
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