I tore it out of my body and filled it with sugar just for you! LOOK AT ALL I DO FOR YOU!!!

I think it was drunk before you even cut it open. He never shuts up about how much he loves everyone.

I love salty, crunchy snacks so much I think we should lobby to make "crunchy" its own food group.

Next make a dragon!

Funny Food Photos - Broken Heart Pizza

Funny Food Photos - Shot Thru the Heart Donut

Suck all the cherry blood out of it and send back a dessicated cake lump.