He's excited because you're about to smear butter on his face, his favorite!
It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.
Happy Pickle doesn't know why he was invited to lunch.
Please don't peel my face off! I wanna live to see my little tater tots graduate!
Just wait until we but you and fill you with chowder, will you still be smiling THEN? I guess you probably will, won't you, sicko?
Oh pickle, when I get all great white shark on your ass you're not gonna be so carefree anymore.
There are few things in this world I love more than watching a cute green girl slice me to bits with her big kitchen knife.
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