Last thing I look at before I go to sleep is my ham pillow to ensure sweet, meaty dreams.

Okay so it was yesterday, whatever. Can't we still celebrate her greatest achievement as highlighted above?

What a way to celebrate such a special day! When do you think the bride is going to toss the prosciutto?

All they need is a couch made of ham and we're all set!

You promise it's kosher? Alright, I'll have some.