Slap two of every animal on a bun and call it lunch!
I myself prefer a meaty breakfast.
Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good sausage at your side, kid.
"Vodka Chicken, Tequila Lime Chicken, smoked ham and turkey, sharp cheddar cheese, and two sunny side up eggs on beer bread. Plus two lines of powdered sugar." Adonis DNA, here I come!
if faces were made of ham, no one would have a face.
Liverace would approve.
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