Don't Make Eye Contact

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Don't Make Eye Contact
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Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.

There is So Much Pun going on!

Bacon at Gunpoint

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Bacon at Gunpoint
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You will eat it and you will like it and you will post it on the internet.

ChocoGlock

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ChocoGlock
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Don't point that thing at me, it might be loaded with caramel or nougat.

Give the Man What He Wants

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Never cross an angry man who just wants some damn breakfast.

Semi-Automatic Meat

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Semi-Automatic Meat
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Are those radishes still vegan if they've been shot out of a meat gun?