The more you chew, the hotter they get! Good luck swallowing!
It's not enough that you're not a real ice cream cone, but then you go and throw a fake burger at me? What a jerk.
Who needs Jello shots when you can just fill up a shot glass with good old fashioned liquid booze and eat the whole thing?
It's the battle of Cotton Candy Bluff and the gingerbread men aren't taking it lying down.