The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.
Why bother cooking a big meal when you have no one to share it with? Forever alone feast in a tin.
First, keep your fruit flavor far away from my pizza. Second, please don't make my pizza chewy. Third, I just really want a pizza please.
Someone invent edible rubber bands and we'll be millionaires!
These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!
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