Zombie Head Gumball Machine

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Zombie Head Gumball Machine
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The flavor of a gumball lasts longer if you feed it through the brain cavity of a dead person. FACT.

Thanksgiving Dinner Without the Calories

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Thanksgiving Dinner Without the Calories
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Why bother cooking a big meal when you have no one to share it with? Forever alone feast in a tin.

Fruit Pizza Bubble Gum Confusion

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Fruit Pizza Bubble Gum Confusion
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First, keep your fruit flavor far away from my pizza. Second, please don't make my pizza chewy. Third, I just really want a pizza please.

"The Freshmaker" Plane

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"The Freshmaker" Plane
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Someone invent edible rubber bands and we'll be millionaires!

Meatball Gum

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Meatball Gum
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These look like the perfect device for shredding the inside of my mouth to ribbons. Delicious!