72 Hours of Romance

Favorite
emergency,gross,kit,meals,non perishable
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In an emergency I demand well-balanced, non-perishable meals. Also massive amounts of sodium.

Don't Eat the Cats

Favorite
candy,Cats,crazy cat lady,gross,sugar,sweets
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Do they taste like mildew, cigarettes, old potpourri and cat pee like my great aunt's house smells?

Tricky Bastards

Favorite
cookies,do not want,gross,Rage Comics,raisins,tricky
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Is there a worse example of DO NOT WANT? Ugh, who eats raisins on purpose?

Friends Get in the Way

Favorite
civilized,eating,fries,gross,habits,public,rage comic
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I once knew a guy who could fit his mouth around a McDonald's fry carton. No joke. Talk about efficiency!

Who's Lip Balm is it?

Favorite
cheese,flavor,gross,lip balm,nacho
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What's worse, nacho cheese in waxy, lip-smearing form, or the stuff with an indefinite shelf life that comes in a paint can that you voluntarily ingest?

Go Suck a Pickle

Favorite
green,gross,lollipop,pickle,salty
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Put it on a stick and someone will gladly put it in their mouth.

I Think You Have Eczema

Favorite
flaky,green,gross,seaweed,snack,zombie skin
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Sure lick your own wounds, but I'm not licking them for you.

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