Mermaid Sushi is Gruesome

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Mermaid Sushi is Gruesome
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I have to admit, if I found myself with a real mermaid on my line sushi would be in my first five thoughts.

Important Nutrition

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Important Nutrition
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Dairy, fruit, meat, all you're really missing here is something from the grains category and you've got a balanced meal.

Tastes Like Garbage

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Tastes Like Garbage
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It's like veggie bacon right? It's gotta be really good for you.

Most Expensive Starbucks Drink Ever

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Most Expensive Starbucks Drink Ever
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What does $23.60 get you in one cup at Starbucks? A Java Chip Frappuccino in a Trenta cup, 16 shots of espresso, a shot of soy milk, caramel flavoring, banana puree, strawberry puree, vanilla beans, Matcha powder, protein powder, and a drizzle of caramel and mocha. Enjoy not sleeping for days.

STAB IT TO DEATH

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On one hand I love a good animated cake, on the other hand OMFG KILL IT!

Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads

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Fish Heads, Fish Heads, Roly Poly Fish Heads
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No matter what flavor this is, all I'm going to think of is fishy fishy fish. Ugh.