Prove It, Fish.

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Prove It, Fish.
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I'm hardly entertained. You're fired, fish.

Just Add Corkscrew

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Just Add Corkscrew
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I know I'm ready for this meal. I don't even need teeth!

You Say Tomato

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You Say Tomato
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I'm pretty sure a tomato has never been called an alligator pear.

Paula Deen Shills Chicken

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Paula Deen Shills Chicken
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That thing better be stuffed to the gills with butter or I want my money back.

These Weenies are Terrible!

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These Weenies are Terrible!
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Please, lady, tell me all about these inferior weenies while I eat the whole tray!

I'll Never Grocery Shop Again

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This is a good way to scare me into growing my own food and living off the land like a damn hippie.

Via: NY Mag http://nymag.com/daily/entertainment/2010/10/snickershascreatedaterrify.html