The Michael Phelps Diet Challenge

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Lol, say "pasta" again!

All the Olympic coverage you can laugh at is at ROFLympics!

The Heart Wants What it Wants

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The Heart Wants What it Wants
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Just slip a slice right into my valve there and we'll call it good.

Conform to Your Meal

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Conform to Your Meal
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How I wish we were invertebrates with unlockable jaws and could just mold ourselves to the shape of our food. I'd look like a bowl of spaghetti all the time.

EAT ALL THE CURRY

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Remember how Americans are the ones who go overboard with ordering everything on the menu and eating until we explode? Let's take a little peek at what Japan's up to...

You Gonna Finish That?

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You Gonna Finish That?
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Who am I kidding, of course you're gonna finish it. Momma didn't print out a certificate tot he Clean Plate Club for nothing!

Sweet Anonymity

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Sweet Anonymity
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The main benefit of room service: no one knows how much you're eating.

This Diet is Completely Meaningless

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This Diet is Completely Meaningless
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No one cares if I lose 10 pounds. Gimme that cake.