By the time this stupid candle melts down I will have already alienated and offended my date. Burn faster!
HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME CHOOOOOOSE?
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Anyone Else Ever Feel Like This?
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Those Single Jerks Just Aren't Accepting of Your Dating Lifestyle!
Watch Out, This Kid CLEARLY Doesn't Respect Authority
HOW U LIEK DEM APPLEZ???
Would It Kill Ya, To Get Some Croissants?
I Ear They Taste Good
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