Breakfast of Champions

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Breakfast of Champions
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Nice try with the large milk but that's cookie's still way too big to dunk.

Terrible Conversationalist

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Terrible Conversationalist
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By Unknown
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Just give up, the pizza is never going to discuss philosophy with you.

Health Conscious!

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Health Conscious!
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Plus I only had like FOUR hot dogs so don't talk to me about watching my intake!

Go Big or Go Sober

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Go Big or Go Sober
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I'm pretty sure when you've reached the bottom of a can this large you're dealing with some nasty, flat, warm dregs.

Happiest Day!

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Happiest Day!
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It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.

World's Largest Lasagna

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World's Largest Lasagna
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Something about Poland and soccer and a warehouse means that it's time to make enough lasagna to feed tens of thousands of people? Um. Okay.