Morning Eats: Banana is the New Moleskine

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Morning Eats: Banana is the New Moleskine
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Soon everyone on a fixie will have a worn, scribbled banana in their back pocket.

Fruity Indie Rock

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Suddenly I want a giant bowl of fruit and a beard.

Dear Eggo, Waffles are Not Pizza

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Dear Eggo, Waffles are Not Pizza
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I'm not saying I won't eat these every day until I die, I'm just saying get your facts straight.

Only Two Blueberries, Sucker!

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Only Two Blueberries, Sucker!
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Your pathetic single bite sized dessert is rightfully mocking you.