Frozen Frustration

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frozen,fruit,ice,ice cube,strawberry
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I can't think of a beverage in which I would enjoy an ice cube and then later a watered down whatever-it-was with a strawberry floating in it. Champagne is no place for ice, and a daiquiri would pulverize it. USELESS!

Slow-Mo 'Splode

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fountain,freezer,frozen,pellegrino,water
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Never freeze a carbonated beverage, friends!

Freeze That Foam

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I'm skeptical about frozen beer keeping my beer cold. I think they're just trying to sell me a gimmick and less beer for more money.

Generous Helping of Pepperoni

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frozen,package,pepperoni,pizza,Sad
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Herkkupizza must translate to "tightwad jerk pizza."

Self Loathing

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frozen,lunch,meal,microwave,puke,rice
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My lunch is so disgusted with itself that it puked all over itself.

Consider Your Priorities Straightened

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freezer,fridge,frozen,meat,tequila
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