Instant dirty martini, just add gin (or vodka, calm down).

Evidently this panini was not intended for use with an actual panini maker.

Stop being so aggressively cheery, if you keep it up I'll eat your face!

Good to know that there is one person on the planet who likes their job enough to spread some cheer. Thanks pizza assembly line factory dude!

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