If You Fry it, They Will Come

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If You Fry it, They Will Come
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Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.

Dude, Get a Haircut.

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Dude, Get a Haircut.
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Love vs. Fries: Who Ya Got?

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Love vs. Fries: Who Ya Got?
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Love is all about compromise, sure, but not giving up delicious fried food.

The Elusive Two Footer

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The Elusive Two Footer
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Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

Big Mac Value Meal: Fancified

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Big Mac Value Meal: Fancified
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You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.

I Can Has Cheezcake?

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I Can Has Cheezcake?
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Well at least Rice Krispies don't get stuck in my teeth like real sesame seeds.