If You Fry it, They Will Come

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Del Taco,fried,fries,funnel cake,icing,sticks,sweet
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Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.

Dude, Get a Haircut.

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carrots,face,fries,hair,meal,meat,onions,radish,steak
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Love vs. Fries: Who Ya Got?

Favorite
birds,fries,love,pigeons,step off
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Love is all about compromise, sure, but not giving up delicious fried food.

The Elusive Two Footer

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fatty,fries,hot dog,restaurant,sausage,two feet
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Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

Big Mac Value Meal: Fancified

Favorite
big mac,classy,coke,fancy,fast food,fries,gourmet
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You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.

I Can Has Cheezcake?

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burger,cake,chocolate,fries,frosting
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Well at least Rice Krispies don't get stuck in my teeth like real sesame seeds.

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