Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.

I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Love is all about compromise, sure, but not giving up delicious fried food.

Would you like some dog with your hot there bro?

You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.

Where's the gravy button? I DEMAND A GRAVY BUTTON!

Well at least Rice Krispies don't get stuck in my teeth like real sesame seeds.