Raw tuna or watermelon? Willing to gamble?
Please don't burn this one in the middle of the desert, he's too delicious!
Why doesn't more food come with a side of icing? Now I know what pizza has been missing this entire time.
I accept no messing around when I'm dealing with leftovers. Though I think this should be on pizza dough. If you're gonna do carbs, DO CARBS HARD.
Ooh ooh! Fry Jell-O Shots next!
The starvation that comes with a zen diet like this will surely lull you into a meditative state.
Zombies are developing quite the cultured palates these days, seasoning and frying their brains before they eat them. How civilized!
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