God forbid you drink a drop of room-temperature or tap water!
It's always good to have a chilled cat on hand just in case someone stops by.
I'm pretty sure we are all feeling a little jealous right now. I'd love an entire fridge in which to hide my shame.
No one will ever find it here.
Other than the folly of refrigerating whiskey, all is right with the world here.
What's your return policy?
I spy three eggs in the door. Who will reach them first?!
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