I Think You Have a Problem

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I Think You Have a Problem
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Did you lose all of your teeth or something? One cannot live on pudding alone.

Stacks of Beer

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Stacks of Beer
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I better not catch you putting any food in there. Beer only!

It's a Killer

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It's a Killer
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Watch out, it'll stab your insides to bits.

Time To Make Room For Leftovers!

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Time To Make Room For Leftovers!
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Take all the leftovers you've already got and pile them into a sandwich to make room for the three pounds of turkey and taters your mom makes you take home on Thursday night.

It's War in the Fridge

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It's War in the Fridge
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The things they get up to when we're not even looking.

Ugh, My Life is So HARD!

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Ugh, My Life is So HARD!
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You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!