Like, what I need for breakfast? Or for like a week?
Tastes like burning!
Would there be three whole tear-jerking stories about toys without free cereal? The world may never know.
There's no such thing as free love, buddy. That chick will promote tooth decay!
I'm full, but thanks for the opportunity.
It's like walking into your kitchen and finding a whole lasagna hot out of the oven and a bottle of wine opened for you. Okay it's not at all like that, but I'd be just as happy either way.
From Nov. 7 through Friday Nov. 11 our brave American veterans can go to the Outback Steakhouse and get a free bloomin onion! Enjoy that PTSD soothing diabeetus!
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