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By -Ghost-
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I prefer to try to scoop food up in a real, mittened hand rather than a mitten shaped spoon.

Sad cake wants to know "Why me, why now?"
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Where did I go wrong? Why didn't I take that trip to the Poconos with Rebecca when I had the chance? Is this all there is?

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Via: dornob.com
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I can't imagine a scenario when I'd need all this in one, though I do adore pasta and sushi.

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The French are getting so dainty with their miniature snack-sized horses. Can you get them from a vending machine to eat on the go?

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Via: www.geekalerts.com
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Man grill! Man tame fire and cook meat! Man vanquishes evil sausage with manly meat sword!

Via: thehairpin.com
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I like to hear my food scream while it's dying.

START playing with yer food!
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do your kids hate eating and prefer a slow death by starvation? Now you can just cram the food into their adorable faces with a little bulldozer. They'll thank you someday. Maybe.