Chrome overcooked food still tastes like crap. Lipstick on a pig.
Is that why I love Italian food so much? It has Ecstasy in it?
Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!
You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!
I've never seen anyon so proud of their favorite strip mall.
I crave dirt and grass, help!
Time to go on a culinary world tour!
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