Food Spray Paint

Favorite
Food Spray Paint
- -

Chrome overcooked food still tastes like crap. Lipstick on a pig.

Italian Ingredients are So Shiny!

Favorite
- -

Is that why I love Italian food so much? It has Ecstasy in it?

Oh Me, Why am I So Tasty?

Favorite
Oh Me, Why am I So Tasty?
- -

Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

Ugh, My Life is So HARD!

Favorite
Ugh, My Life is So HARD!
- -

You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!

Hometown Pride

Favorite
- -

I've never seen anyon so proud of their favorite strip mall.