Chrome overcooked food still tastes like crap. Lipstick on a pig.

Is that why I love Italian food so much? It has Ecstasy in it?

Why is the salmon the only one with a fancy reserved table and what does the dog need with chopsticks? I HAVE QUESTIONS!

You mean I'd have to OPEN a bag of salad with my own HANDS? Too much work!

I've never seen anyon so proud of their favorite strip mall.

I crave dirt and grass, help!

Time to go on a culinary world tour!