Who do I have to throw money at to make this a reality?
Now putting chips on your sandwich won't disturb the delicate flavor balance.
If you could get the surface of the frosting on these to be crunchy like the cereal you'd be a millionaire!
A three sandwich lunch just became a three martini lunch.
I'd make out with me wearing this.
What choice to you really have but to eat chicken and waffles flavored syrup drizzled over chicken and waffles? The internet demands it!
Then when you're done with that, THEN you can make gross cocktails with it.
This was a flawed plan, now people come in, order one ice cream and never leave!