Ooh ooh! Can I get first crack at the eyeballs?
As long as it's smothered in tomatoes I'll eat it.
That's a fresh one!
I have to disguise myself just to get by. It's insulting, I tell ya!
Wrap a swath of fatty tuna belly around my neck and call me a snowman!
I didn't know you could order mythical winged babies now! Don't cook mine too much, they get chewy!
Use every part of the cow, that's what I always say.
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