Hey man, your bangers are burning!

Hey man, can I get some cannon fries and a cannon Diet Coke?

Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn! He commands that we roast weenies with his face. Weenies of MADNESS.

You're so old we just went with an eternal flame instead of a grillion individual candles.

The older you are the more fire he breathes on you. Watch out Grandpa!