Unnecessary Snack is Unnecessary

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Unnecessary Snack is Unnecessary
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Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.

Pickled Digits

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Pickled Digits
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The nail polish adds a special chemical flavor that you just don't get with Vlassic.

Give Me a Hand

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Give Me a Hand
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Watch out, give them thumbs and they'll figure out all sorts of advanced things.

Gimme a Hand, Carrot

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Gimme a Hand, Carrot
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Oh sorry, I didn't mean for that comma to be there. I don't want a carrot's help, I want a carrot shaped like a hand, thanks. And a handful of ranch, please.

OMG GROSS!

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OMG GROSS!
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There's a spider on my perfectly good finger cookies!

Keep Those Knives Sharp!

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Keep Those Knives Sharp!
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It's good to always put a little bit of yourself into your culinary creations.