You can twist and smear and fry and dress up a big mac all you like, I'll betcha those burps will still be like napalm.

Wrap that taco in a pizza and you're taking advantage of a very delicious partnership.

Hey man, too much of anything will kill ya.

We need some spicy deep fried cheese wrapped in a tortilla all up in here!

Does this ring true in your communities, American readers? Here in Seattle we definitely have more McDonald's representing than any other chain.

Someday someone will recognize me in a drive through for being that one lady who writes crappy jokes about food on the internet. A girl can dream...

You don't have to be in good shape to be FOREVER ALONE.