A ceramic cup almost makes you feel like you're eating real food!

Oh you IS fancy!

Regardless of how fancy it is, middle schoolers will still snort it to make their friends laugh. Oh the pain!

A fine bouquet of industrially canned refried beans, pre-frozen meat-product and unspoilable cheese substances. Quite a vintage!

Wrap that baby around a deep fried stick of butter and we're in business!

You think you can just cut up some fruit and flavor your ice cubes like some sort of princess? Well you know what? YOU'RE RIGHT!

Can I get this printed on a tablecloth? I'm not so good with memorization.